Maybe He Should Just Wear a Fat Suit

Yesterday Scott learned how to sneeze. Or, more accurately, he learned how to sneeze with rib pain. Apparently, grabbing a pillow to one’s chest greatly reduces the force on one’s body (works for coughs too) - which can mean the difference between a normal sneeze and a trip to the medical clinic. He’s still trying to work out how he can surreptitiously bring a pillow to meetings at the office, but it is a relief to know there’s a workaround. Interesting, though, that he can say with confidence that he has sneezed exactly once since Memorial Day. How many of you know your sneeze count?