Three Dog Night

Top 10 rejected headlines for this post:
10) Alert the fire jumpers, Scott and Amy are cooking!
9) Does sand burn?
8) Man this wood is dry. Who needs sand?
7) Smoke gets in your eyes.
6) The night they burned the grasslands down
5) Can we feed the mushy hot dog buns to the birds? They look hungry.
4) What do we do with the 2 remaining hot dogs?
3) Uhh . . . how long ‘til the wood burns itself out?
2) Maybe the thunderstorm will put the fire out for us.
1) “Hey Amy, how many hot dogs did you eat? Three? Me too!”